Buy AI by Mar 17, 2036.

I'm holding a very small amount of [C3.AI](http://c3.ai/) stock as a means to scratch that "get lucky" itch. 99% of my portfolios are conservatively balanced with very moderate risk, but for whatever reason I'm including this embarrassing stock in one portfolio as a means to be imperfect and laugh whenever I see it. It makes no sense with regard to the other stocks I hold - it's just a random sh\*t stock that I find humbles me whenever I see …