Buy UUP by Mar 3, 2025.

Alright degenerates, listen up. We're in uncharted waters with Canada slapping 25% tariffs on $115 billion of US goods, but if history’s any guide, our safe-haven play on the U.S. dollar is rock solid. When trade wars ramp up, uncertainty goes through the roof—and that’s exactly when global investors scramble for safety. **Remember the U.S.-China trade war?** Despite the steep tariffs and wild rhetoric, investors piled into the dollar and Treasuries like it was a Black Friday sale. Crisis periods …