Buy MCD by Jun 7, 2026.

Listen up, regards. For the last week, my entire feed has been clogged with the McDonald’s CEO taking a comically tiny bite of that new "Big Arch" burger and referring to it as a “product”, looking exactly like an alien trying to blend in with human behavior. Naturally, the Wendy’s ($WEN) and Burger King ($QSR) marketing teams immediately started posting TikToks taking massive bites of their own food to dunk on him. The internet is crowning the BK social media …