Buy TSLA by May 7, 2026.

My first trading account was set up and funded LITERALLY as the '08 financial crisis crash was beginning. I was so excited to trade I literally unloaded all my funds into stocks within a couple of days to weeks. The chart now doesn't look dramatic but you don't know what it's like to watch your portfolio literally melt away to nothing during a real crash. I'm not talking to the 0dte yolo crowd. I'm talking trying to invest for real. …