Buy UNH by Feb 2, 2029.

**TLDR**: UNH just got obliterated: down nearly 50% from its highs, 20% in a single day last week. The market is pricing in the apocalypse: first revenue decline in 30 years, a pathetic 0.09% Medicare rate increase for 2027, and a medical cost ratio that ballooned to 88.9%. I think the market is wrong. Not totally wrong -- the problems are real -- but wrong enough that there's real money to be made. The company still generates $32 billion a …