Buy META by Dec 30, 2030.

The trend lines are rather obvious. At some point, people became unable to form romantic and platonic partners, and the data from late 2025 confirms this As of December 2025, the U.S. Census Bureau confirmed that fewer than half (47%) of U.S. households are married couples, a slide from 66% fifty years ago. The median age for a first marriage is at a record 30.8 for men and 28.4 for women, and 25% of 40-year-olds have never been married. Currently, …