Buy VOO by Mar 31, 2026.

This story starts around the time when tariff was such a scary word it was moving the market like 5-10% every time Trump would say it. I downloaded Robinhood as any young man thinking that these day trading discords would change my life would, and I got to work. Naturally, I got my ass kicked. Like day in day out I was just losing money. I turned 30k into about 28k. Then something miraculous happened, the market began to pump. …