IONQ → $5.00 by Jan 5, 2026.

Just opened my first leveraged short — $400,000 in IONZ, the 2x inverse of IONQ. Felt right to start my career betting against literal science fiction. IONQ is worth $23.5B on $52M in revenue. That’s a 451x price-to-sales ratio — higher than anything from the dot-com bubble, AI bubble, or even tulips. Q2 numbers? $20.7M in revenue, $177.5M net loss, -708% margin, and burning $340M a year. At this pace, they’ll discover time travel before profitability. Insiders clearly agree — …