ETORO → $83.00 by Aug 12, 2025.

Today, I present to you: E-Toro (Electronic Bluefin Tuna Toro). As you can clearly see from the chart — it looks like a **Tuna**. * Actual sashimi-grade Bluefin Tuna goes for **$82.99/lb** **HELLO??** That’s a **$15.24 discount on raw fish** that’s just sitting there. Naturally I've gone all in. Not because it’s smart — but because Tunas can grow up to 13 feet long and weigh up to 2,000 pounds. People talk about inflation climbing, but can it swim? Don't …