- Entry
- $4.78
- Final
- $5.19 +8.6%
- Target
- —
- Score
- +0.86
Listen up you beautiful smooth-brained degenerates, I just sniffed something so bullish it gave my goldfish PTSD and now I can’t stop screaming NOKIAAAAAAAAA every time I see a phone. Strap in, because we’re about to go full galaxy brain on why the US-China trade war is gonna bend Apple over a barrel and give Nokia the comeback arc of a lifetime. 1. APPLE IS SCREWED. COOKED. DONEZO. Timmy Cook out here making shiny toys in Zhongguo (that’s China, you …
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YOLO ON NOKIA BABY — APPLE'S GONNA GET GIGA RUGGED BY UNCLE XI — TRADE WAR = NOKIA TO THE MOOON!!!
· r/wallstreetbets
· Apr 5, 2025