Buy NVDA by Nov 28, 2026.

Four straight quarters NVIDIA beat revenue, beat EPS, raised guidance, and the stock sold off anyway. Average decline was -4.9% five days after the print. Every single time. Didn't matter how big the beat was. Q2 FY2027 was the fifth. $96.2B revenue, up 106% YoY. Stock dropped about 2% on the initial release after hours. Same pattern loading up. If you've been holding through these you know exactly what that feels like. Obviously I've been long this the whole way …