GC → $4,250.00 by Aug 24, 2028.

Two Dutchmen walk into a bar. One said to the other, "Man this economy sucks. The Count of Holland, Van Deer Trumpp, has been minting guilders faster than the Good Lord himself. Soon my purchasing power will be halved!" The other sipped his hearty ale while the first one continued. "Even worse, the Vereenigde Oostindische Compagnie may have lost two ships in a voyage. Where am I supposed to place my money if neither equities or cash are safe?" "Tulips, …