Buy AAPL by Nov 29, 2026.

**TL;DR** Altman, Musk, and Amodei are selling you a Lambo chassis with the engine of a 1998 Fiat Cinquecento. Calls on the casino, puts on your attention span. **Source:** Silicon Valley tech grunt who survived the dot-com bubble, mobile, crypto, the metaverse wasteland, and is now surviving the AI grift. **Mag7 (BULLISH):** Remember when Gmail introduced the "suggested reply" buttons? Peak innovation. Billions of hours saved just so middle managers can reply *"Sounds good, thanks!" faster. Have you ever tried …