TWEEDLE TIMES—Stocks continued to roar yesterday as Nvidia became the first $4T company and President Trump blanketed planet Earth with ass-chapping letters to all the world’s leaders. The President’s literary prose came into question due to Poor Punctuation with TOO Many Capital Letters.
Any evidence of diplomatic couth on White House stationary proved to be a WITCH HUNT!!! Yet administration officials insist President Trump’s negotiations in serif font made Times New Roman GREAT AGAIN.
Brazil wasn’t amused. The BRICS country promised retaliation.
How other countries will respond is yet to be determined.
In other news, apart from the escalating trade wars and the manic rants from the Oval Office, the hot war in Ukraine threatens to spread beyond the borders as America becomes more involved.
The decision came after the Wall Street Journal’s editorial board defined President Trump’s negotiation efforts to end the war in Ukraine as “begging a dictator, pretty please, for a truce.”
No surprise.
Trump immediately reversed last month’s order to halt arms to Ukraine, and instead, promised to load President Zelensky for bears.
Fox News didn’t know what the hell to say.
But after having the Commander-in-Chief’s testicular fortitude questioned twice in the public square—first with the Trump-Always-Chickens-Out TACO memes, and then by the WSJ e-board on a weak war negotiation strategy with the Kremlin, President Trump had no choice but to give Ukraine the means to “bomb the shit out of Moscow.”
The decision appears to be one giant leap for democracy, yet two big-ass steps toward WWIII.
Still, in MAGA land, hardcore conservatives haven’t felt this betrayed since Richard Nixon dicked around in Vietnam while professing to the world, “I’M NOT A CROOK!”
Nevertheless, Wall Street—still in TACO mode—continues to overlook the ongoing barrage of presidential grievances, toilet tweets, tariff threats and the geopolitical whirlwinds that are swirling around the globe.
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The market doesn’t give a shit how many adversaries or allies America pisses off. Or how much the American consumer will be taxed to pay for these wonky policy decisions that won’t even reshore most manufacturing jobs.
And even worse, Wall Street refuses to consider the possibility of U.S./NATO troops on the ground in Ukraine.
Right now, it’s game on!
Inflation is falling and the Fed appears to be positioning for a rate cut in September, greenlighting stocks for another run higher.
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But should the prudent investor really be overlooking all the chaos at home and abroad? Should investors really overlook the actual words that were mailed around the world this week?
And if President Trump doesn’t even have a copy editor or press secretary who has the courage to proofread or line edit, what’s that truly say about U.S. foreign policy and the Military?
Is there anyone around the President who has the balls to say, “No,” and if not, should investors be looking for an exit ramp instead of a bull market rate of return?