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What the hell is IonQ and why the f* should we care?**

🤔 IonQ is leveling up with its Forte and Forte Enterprise systems (Black magic with 36 Qbits, OK?)

💵 They're on the Excellence Index 1000, Top Mid-Caps, and Top 100 Best Places to Work. Yeah, that's right, degenerates.

🌬️ Available on AWS, Google Cloud, and of course… Azure (Thanks, Bill).

Quantum computing is all hype—and it fing deserves it!*

🖊️ IONQ drops earnings on 02/26
🤡 Quantum computing is the damn future. Get it through your heads, clowns.

Should we load up on shares? Calls? Or just grab some popcorn? 🌽

What do you think, degenerates? ⬇️